LOL @ Park Rangers. Need to change their name to Park Keepers
Wait a minute while I process this...
...I could be classified as a "keeper" for the work I do at this retreat center we are operating. But wait...
...I'm more of a caretaker/manager than just a keeper.
Carry on. However, we are located only a few hundred miles from Portland, OR, where a bunch of antifa are located. I need to find someone with a revolver so I can practice unloading it.