Dewalt Assault Nail Gun

[Model 70]

Taken from the pages of Facebook



And the text:

Dewalt's answer to home protection that doesn't require a registration or license. This nail gun can shoot a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards and incase of a home invasion well you can NAIL THEIR ASS to the wall. Im not saying it wont kill the perp but they wont get away. You can also help build a friends fence 2 blocks away while sitting in your front lawn. This is truly how you adapt and overcome so Thanks Dewalt.


And a reply:

You know that somewhere, some liberal is wringing their hands together in worry and fret thinking this is for real, and trying to figure out how to ban it.


Wish I knew how to post a bigger picture.

 

[been]

Its not an assault nail gun..Its yellow not black.

 

[Model 70]

That's urban camo! Blends in with Yellow Nissan Xterras, etc.

 

[nich018]

hahahahaha cool

 

[RickN]

Just the thing for nailing those pesky zombies in the head!

 

[cowboyhaiokc]

Does it come with extra battery mag?

 

[rhodesbe]

Yeah it just says 'patooie' and the nail comes flying out.

People are dumb.

 

[BadgeBunny]

This is not funny. One of my brothers (the not so bright one) wired the safety "off" on his nail gun. Then he took his 6 year old stepson out to a job with him. That special combination of elderly stupidity and youthful curiosity resulted in my brother being shot multiple times in the upper leg/ groin area with the nail gun. How he managed not to get himself killed with the damned thing is beyond me. He did nearly lose a testicle over the thing, though.

I watched my grandpa cut off 3 fingers with a power saw when I was 5, and he was really, really good at what he did (he was a carpenter).

I'm more scared of construction equipment than I am any gun I've ever seen, I don't care what color it is ...

 

[Free Trapper]

If Feinstein sees this thread, she will bann all 30 nail reload strips!

 

[Model 70]

Sorry to offend or bring back bad memories. Yes, power tools can be just as dangerous as guns.