DUMPkin Spice butt wiping paper ("Dude Wipes")

[HFS]

I think this annual Pumpkin Spice fad may have gotten out of hand.

• PUMPKIN SPICE SCENT: When nature's calling and leaves are falling, keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents
• EXTRA LARGE BUTT WIPES: When it comes to flushable wipes for taking on the day, size matters; Our wipes are extra large because nobody wants a little wipe after a big burrito

https://www.amazon.com/DUDE-Wipes-Flushable-DUMPkin-Pumpkin/dp/B0DC16PTTB

 

[Parks 788]

Yep, I use them. Life changing, sort of.

 

[retrieverman]

I really thought these “dude wipes” were a joke, but I guess not.

 

[GlockPride]

It’s not gay, if you’re using the bidet.

 

[Hooper]

I prefer Cottenelle from Sams over dudes.
Unscented.

A guy can take wiping for granted at times. Break a collarbone or have a shoulder surgery and man it is eye opening.
I certainly appreciate the ability some disabled folks have when it comes to hygiene.

 

[CHenry]

No wipe is flushable. Ask em down at the water treatment plant. They have to be sorted out just like tampons.

 

[Shadowrider]

I really thought these “dude wipes” were a joke, but I guess not.

They'll change your life man!

 

[retrieverman]

They'll change your life man!

If what I wipe my ass with changes my life, my situation is worse than I realize.

 

[red dirt shootist]

If what I wipe my ass with changes my life, my situation is worse than I realize.

Truer wisdom is seldom spoken here.
I don't really understand the "dude wipe craze." And please, don't help me out.

 

[KOPBET]

I don't wipe. Just change underwear more often.