What a stupid B!Pillow talk?
I don't mind admitting I'm ugly... I have literally had small children run from me in the grocery store when I walk near, not even paying attention to them. One night, a little girl was asking repeatedly for toys and things as she walked down aisle and her mother was getting frustrated. I was walking a few steps behind because they were going kind of slow and I didn't want to push past and seem rude. Then the mother tells the little girl, "If you don't behave, that man behind us is going to beat you up!" I was so stunned I actually missed my opportunity to donkey-punch the mother in the brainstem for being a douche-nozzle. Dammit!