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Iranian stealth jet is a pathetic hoax tht can’t even fly
By ANDY SOLTIS
Last Updated: 5:58 AM, February 8, 2013
Posted: 1:38 AM, February 8, 2013


From the loony regime that just figured how to shoot a monkey into space: Iran now claims it has its own homemade, radar-beating stealth fighter jet.

But aviation and defense experts say the tiny one-seater looks like a toy and might not even be able to fly — calling it a “laughable fake.”

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad unveiled the Qaher F313 at a Tehran hangar last week and called it “one of the most advanced” aircraft in the world.

But the experts said it was too small for a human pilot — and the controls and wiring looked too simple for a real jet.




FLOP GUN: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Iranian brass proudly unveil the Qaher F313 — which US aviation experts dismiss as an embarrassing joke that doesn’t even have bolts or rivets.

Ahmadinejad boasted it had “almost all the positive features” of the world’s most sophisticated jets. But among the features that seem to be missing are bolts and rivets — found on the simplest planes.

“It looks like the Iranians dumped some rudimentary flight controls and an ejection seat into a shell molded in what they thought were stealthy angles,” reporter John Reed wrote in the journal Foreign Policy.

“It looks like it might make a noise and vibrate if you put 20 cents in,” joked Andrew Davies of the Australian Strategic Policy Institute. “I can see (almost) how North Korea gets away with transparent nonsense due to isolation, but Iran has a population that’s much more switched on and connected, at least in the cities.

“I guess a possible explanation is that it plays well in the provinces, where people aren’t as savvy.”

Iran can’t buy new jets or even spare parts for its air force — much of it aging shah-era planes made in the US — because of the Western embargo designed to deter Tehran from developing nuclear weapons.

Ahmadinejad said the Qaher — which means “Conqueror” — “carries a message of peace, friendship and brotherhood. Our military achievements do not pose a threat to anyone.”

Last week, in another propaganda bid, Iran claimed it had sent a monkey 75 miles above the Earth in a suborbital flight that would pave the way for the Islamic Republic’s first manned flights into space.


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/jad_that_not_gonna_fly_KDsQFz2eU4EdWOsiylHUwJ
 

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I love the reference to a coin operated ride you might find at a grocery store.

Either that pilot is huge or the plane is really that small. Maybe they should train the monkeys to fly them.
 

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All you have to do is take one look at the canopy to see it's fake. Making a canopy is actually really easy (for a fake plane), but the one on this "plane" is translucent at best, very poorly made. You couldn't see crap out of that. Look at how it distorts everything. Not even a good fake.

BTW, to make a canoy, you use polycarbonate sheet, heated up then vacuum form it over a mold that is covered with a sheet of felt for crystal clear results. The way Ed Big Daddy Roth did it was to heat up the poly that was locked down in a sealed frame with the dimensions of the base and then inject compressed air into the chamber, blowing it up like a bubble. It cools really fast then you have a giant bubble canopy.
 

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Also, stenciled with white spray paint on the back DANGER and the exhaust cover ribbons have Remove Before Flight. Again… in English. DOH! :homer:
 

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Like MoBoost says we have a long history of hubris that ends up biting us in the butt. God forbid they're ever able to deliver a nuke with either a ballistic missile or a stealth jet. Their junk doesn't need to be state of the art. It just needs to work one way. The biggest threat is the ballistic monkey missile. Or, like EdmondMember says, it could all be a bunch of BS like Saddam's mythical WMD used as propaganda for the region.
 

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