Flying Sex Toys?

[T. MIKE SMITH]

I sell houses and I was showing one to a 50-year-old or so lady one day. She was going around looking in cabinets and going a little overboard on looking I'm thinking. Get to the bathroom and she opened the door under the sink and there it was- a yanger about a foot long. Not much conversation for a few minutes. From that time forward when I was listing one, I made sure to say you need to be sure you have any firearms, drugs or personal items safely secured.

 

[KOPBET]

What is a yanger?

 

[T. MIKE SMITH]

What is a yanger?

Let me just say- I ain't messin with the gal that was using that dude- she can handle a lot more than I can.

 

[Decoligny]

Drones dropping colorful sex toys on Oklahoma City suburb rooftops, traffic lights

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https://okcfox.com/news/local/drone...-telephone-western-119th-police-investigation

P-Diddy hiding evidence?

 

[Dmc707]

I remember about a decade ago after a breakup, -- i took the ex'es devices , put them in my pocket and walked around a couple of different establishments where i would casually take one out then put it down my pants leg and shake it loose until it fell out on the floor discretely while i was walking

Performed this task at The Wal Marts, a Target, Qdoba mexican place and Chili's -- my apologies if anybody on this forum was potentially traumatized by this years ago --

At the time i thought it was comedy of the highest order though

 

[turkeyrun]

I remember about a decade ago after a breakup, -- i took the ex'es devices , put them in my pocket and walked around a couple of different establishments where i would casually take one out then put it down my pants leg and shake it loose until it fell out on the floor discretely while i was walking

Performed this task at The Wal Marts, a Target, Qdoba mexican place and Chili's -- my apologies if anybody on this forum was potentially traumatized by this years ago --

At the time i thought it was comedy of the highest order though

A buddy, at work, had been complaining about his Wife. He found a large number of devices and confronted her. Huge argument and the next day, she filed for divorce. He gathered his stuff and filled a box with her toys. The next morning, she went to leave for work and her car looked like a porcupine, the toys glued to her with car with silicone adhesive.
She was late for work, so she drove it as is.

 

[CHenry]

Is that what I saw on my roof? I mistook it for a vent pipe but the rainbow color had me scratchin my head.

 

[CHenry]

I remember about a decade ago after a breakup, -- i took the ex'es devices , put them in my pocket and walked around a couple of different establishments where i would casually take one out then put it down my pants leg and shake it loose until it fell out on the floor discretely while i was walking

Performed this task at The Wal Marts, a Target, Qdoba mexican place and Chili's -- my apologies if anybody on this forum was potentially traumatized by this years ago --

At the time i thought it was comedy of the highest order though

I'd have walked by a shoppers cart and dropped one in when they werent lookin.

 

[Angler2312]

This just in..............

Batteries not included

 

[Jason Freeland]

Didn't realize those reapers were that big.

RQ-4

Edit: Bigger than a Reaper, almost the size of a 737 by wingspan if I remember correctly.