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http://www.armslist.com/posts/75456...r-sale-trade--m70ab2-yugo-evil-ak-underfolder

CAUTION: Owning this firearm may cause evil to spread. AKM style rifle are the most evil of all the "assault rifles" ever manufactured. Otherwise good people will become infected with evil upon handling this rifle. If for whatever reason, you have thoughts of evil while maintaining this firearm, promptly cease handling of this firearm and hug the closest tree you can find. If evil thoughts linger hours after handling the rifle, promptly cleanse the evil with organic fruit smoothies and vegan meals until evil thoughts are replaced with good, happy vibes.

* DCI 1.5mm thick steel receiver with oversized bulged trunnion
* Has the evil shoulder thing that flips down. Not as evil as the ones that flip up, but still evil (Underfolding stock)
* Comes with evil force multiplier bayonet
* 6 evil high capacity banana clips (30 round magazines)
* Evil wood forearm grips (because wood is more evil than polymer or plastic)
* Spare recoil spring (wolff extra power recoil spring installed)
* Buttstock pad/extender
* 2 pt sling and rifle case.

*Please use caution when handling bayonet. The bayonet is an extremely evil device and is an evil force multiplier. May cause evil overload when bayonet is installed while handling the firearm.

Also included are 2 disassembled "fix' er upper" mags and spring assembly that I never got around to fixing and reassembling.

I also have about 500-700 rounds of 7.62x39 I may be selling in the future, as well.

Give me your best evil offer.
Will trade for:
I might trade for an equally as evil AR, Springfield m1a type rifle or a good bolt gun chambered in .308 (Rem 700 type) with optic.

Will also trade for 1st borns, evil land out in the country (suitable to practice the dark arts on) or evil hereditary title!
 

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http://www.armslist.com/posts/75456...r-sale-trade--m70ab2-yugo-evil-ak-underfolder

CAUTION: Owning this firearm may cause evil to spread. AKM style rifle are the most evil of all the "assault rifles" ever manufactured. Otherwise good people will become infected with evil upon handling this rifle. If for whatever reason, you have thoughts of evil while maintaining this firearm, promptly cease handling of this firearm and hug the closest tree you can find. If evil thoughts linger hours after handling the rifle, promptly cleanse the evil with organic fruit smoothies and vegan meals until evil thoughts are replaced with good, happy vibes.

* DCI 1.5mm thick steel receiver with oversized bulged trunnion
* Has the evil shoulder thing that flips down. Not as evil as the ones that flip up, but still evil (Underfolding stock)
* Comes with evil force multiplier bayonet
* 6 evil high capacity banana clips (30 round magazines)
* Evil wood forearm grips (because wood is more evil than polymer or plastic)
* Spare recoil spring (wolff extra power recoil spring installed)
* Buttstock pad/extender
* 2 pt sling and rifle case.

*Please use caution when handling bayonet. The bayonet is an extremely evil device and is an evil force multiplier. May cause evil overload when bayonet is installed while handling the firearm.

Also included are 2 disassembled "fix' er upper" mags and spring assembly that I never got around to fixing and reassembling.

I also have about 500-700 rounds of 7.62x39 I may be selling in the future, as well.

Give me your best evil offer.
Will trade for:
I might trade for an equally as evil AR, Springfield m1a type rifle or a good bolt gun chambered in .308 (Rem 700 type) with optic.

Will also trade for 1st borns, evil land out in the country (suitable to practice the dark arts on) or evil hereditary title!

I saw that one this morning and instantly thought which one of the OSA guys is having fun with the market.

For what its worth this is happening on Armslist everywhere

Greensboro NC http://www.armslist.com/posts/75323...a-rifles-for-sale--bushmaster-ar-15-brand-new
 

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http://www.armslist.com/posts/75456...r-sale-trade--m70ab2-yugo-evil-ak-underfolder

caution: Owning this firearm may cause evil to spread. Akm style rifle are the most evil of all the "assault rifles" ever manufactured. Otherwise good people will become infected with evil upon handling this rifle. If for whatever reason, you have thoughts of evil while maintaining this firearm, promptly cease handling of this firearm and hug the closest tree you can find. If evil thoughts linger hours after handling the rifle, promptly cleanse the evil with organic fruit smoothies and vegan meals until evil thoughts are replaced with good, happy vibes.

* dci 1.5mm thick steel receiver with oversized bulged trunnion
* has the evil shoulder thing that flips down. Not as evil as the ones that flip up, but still evil (underfolding stock)
* comes with evil force multiplier bayonet
* 6 evil high capacity banana clips (30 round magazines)
* evil wood forearm grips (because wood is more evil than polymer or plastic)
* spare recoil spring (wolff extra power recoil spring installed)
* buttstock pad/extender
* 2 pt sling and rifle case.

*please use caution when handling bayonet. The bayonet is an extremely evil device and is an evil force multiplier. May cause evil overload when bayonet is installed while handling the firearm.

Also included are 2 disassembled "fix' er upper" mags and spring assembly that i never got around to fixing and reassembling.

I also have about 500-700 rounds of 7.62x39 i may be selling in the future, as well.

Give me your best evil offer.
Will trade for:
I might trade for an equally as evil ar, springfield m1a type rifle or a good bolt gun chambered in .308 (rem 700 type) with optic.

Will also trade for 1st borns, evil land out in the country (suitable to practice the dark arts on) or evil hereditary title!

bwaahahahaah
 

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