I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night to do a Dirty Santa thing with a bunch of people from AFROTC. Among the "gifts" given were a year's subscription to Playboy (sent to the guy's mom's house) multiple blowup dolls, a DADT erotic novel, phallus candy, and just about the entire erotic spectrum. But apparently people know that I don't wanna mess around, because at the bottom of my gift bag was .30-06 ammo. That's just awesome.