Never shot a $4000 custom 1911. Sure wish somebody would gimme one.
My point is, you be a darn good shot!
Whatever. It's the only really little pistol I can shoot worth a darn.
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How many cokes have I had to buy you?
Wait, I suck, so I would hope you are better than me!
Ha ha that's a good one
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Jeeeeeeeeeeez, you two get a room why don't ya!! Your making me sick to my stomach!
Shut it old man. You're just jealous because you can't pass the Mall Ninja Q-Course.
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