Have we talked about the Juggalo stabbing in downtown Tulsa yet?

[RidgeHunter]

I think I'd have to lie if I got stabbed by Juggalos. I'd say I was stabbed by bikers or a coke dealer's bodygaurd or something more badass.

I like how he ran to the Greyhound station for help. That's a place I would run from, not to. I like when there's a street festival in the Blue Dome and the hipsters decide it's funny to get a crazy Greyhound traveler drunk.

 

[Cavedweller]

I like when there's a street festival in the Blue Dome and the hipsters decide it's funny to get a crazy Greyhound traveler drunk.

We were doing that before it was cool.

 

[RidgeHunter]

The door greeter old as hell and he was like

have a nice day, runt
go grab yoself some Faygo and a fat blunt
me I'm 'bout to clock out
gonna willie slap her dentures out

 

[rhodesbe]

You've only got half-a-track there, RidgeHunter. Caint go platinum unless you push out some more verse.

 

[HMFIC]

I am fraught with jealousy at the ease with which such prose slips from your being.

 

[ez bake]

BTW, WTF was he doing in an abandoned building at 9pm in the first place if he wasn't raping anyone?

I'm going to try and get stabbed by Ridge-alos. I'll be way cooler than that guy.

 

[JonN06]

Who is so downtrodden that they would rape a Juggalette? I mean have you seen them. Bleeeckkk!

I'm pretty sure the Juggalettes are the ones doing the raping. I always walk quicker and tighten my cheeks when I see them...

 

[tmotulsa]

keep it going Ridge!

 

[rhodesbe]

I'm going to try and get stabbed by Ridge-alos.

 

[JB Books]

That wasn't so far from the mini-Octoberfest at Fassler's Hall.