Home Intruder Calls 911 on Homeowner

[nobuttbrian]

i'm sorry, but if this were my house my 3 GSD's would be getting some bite work done.Seriously, they would get to bite until the cops arrived.

 

[Danny Tanner]

Once you experience the thrill of your first illicit shower, you're hooked. You're always thinking about that next fix. I remember being on a date with the most attractive girl I'd ever met, and all I could think about was what kind of shampoo her neighbors had, and how I could get in their bathroom. It takes control of your life before you even realize how deep you're in.

I guess it all started with my father. He missed my 8th birthday party to break into a new gym and be the first one in the showers. It was still under construction. He came home, reeking of soap. I heard them yelling back and forth down the hall. I tried to pretend I was asleep, but when things in my own life got bumpy I too turned to the showers. Just like dad. Let me tell you some something beast1989...there are not enough showers in the world to wash away the pain I was feeling. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

I didn't type this for pity. I'm in a good place now. I just hope one of you can learn from my past mistakes.

Sincerely,

RidgeHunter

Godspeed, friend.

be the first one in the showers.

And not to make lulz from a serious issue, but they're renovating a bathroom in my building and I'm determined to be the first one in it to take a dump.

 

[royallbinky]

RidgeHunter that was priceless!

That was one funny 911 call, you just never can underestimate stupidity!

 

[Zombie]

so could you still shoot em under the castle doctrine? It'd make for a little easier clean up



A man just doesn't take a shower in another man's shower like that. not cool we got ways of handling people that do those things round here.

 

[BadgeBunny]

There was a day when finding a strange man in my shower would have given me cause for concern ...

Now I think I'd just sit back and watch the show ...

 

[zoomaster1]

It would have been an easy mess to clean up at my house if he was in my shower, if he had gotten past our 3 dogs first! Criminals and brains seem to get farther away from each other these days.

 

[rhodesbe]

Once you experience the thrill of your first illicit shower, you're hooked. You're always thinking about that next fix. I remember being on a date with the most attractive girl I'd ever met, and all I could think about was what kind of shampoo her neighbors had, and how I could get in their bathroom. It takes control of your life before you even realize how deep you're in.

I guess it all started with my father. He missed my 8th birthday party to break into a new gym and be the first one in the showers. It was still under construction. He came home, reeking of soap. I heard them yelling back and forth down the hall. I tried to pretend I was asleep, but when things in my own life got bumpy I too turned to the showers. Just like dad. Let me tell you some something beast1989...there are not enough showers in the world to wash away the pain I was feeling. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

I didn't type this for pity. I'm in a good place now. I just hope one of you can learn from my past mistakes.

Sincerely,

RidgeHunter

LOL. 1 part creepy, 1 part sarcasm, 2 parts weird.