Them's fightin' words.... but you're still unfortunately correct.
Hobble the kids so you kin outrun 'em.
I read a story about a guy who survived a grizzly bear attack with a .22 lr pistol.
The friend he shot in the knee wasn't so lucky.
Before you think about killing a bear, you need to contact the state department of fish and game. You could get into a lot of trouble for killing a protected species, even if it is a nuisance animal.
But not in self defense.
Sounds like you need an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Can't wait to see Christmas Story again
Those are only good against grizzly bears and Black Bart.
Feed 'em a politician. That oughtta kill anything...
