Hypothetical Western Question (starring some OSA members)

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Blinocac200sx

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better yet can i be Mississippi????

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pretty cool hat, always has a knife, and a kick butt scattergun!


If you look at my earlier post, you'll see I already requested that part.
 

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My paternal grandfather was, no kidding, a cowboy on the Chisolm Trail the last two years it operated. He was 12 when he left home in Georgia without permission and went to Texas. They didn't call them CowBOYS for nothing, though the John Wayne movie of the same name pushed it a little.

He never claimed to be more than an average shot for the day, but I saw him kill a flying woodpecker (you know how erratic their flight path is) at about 20 feet. He used a 12 ga rabbit eared double, and very little of the bird ever reached the ground. The pecker had been eating on the house.

Grandpa would have laughed at the idea of any small group of thugs taking over a town. He hunted quail with .22 shorts when he was younger, and said he never shot one on the ground.

So with this in mind, I want to be an average joe in the town with a Winchester who backshoots about three of the bad guys. Remember that cheating in a gunfight is legal.

But first I want a big helping of those Blazin' Saddles Beans.
 

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Im running the town drug store. Even have a wooden indian in front (and since Im indian it wont be a racist move...). I'll be on the sodie fountain though most of the time cause I make the best malts and shakes (according to my kids...), but I'm gonna have to learn how to make those old fruity phosphates. I'll be doin some travelin sellin my snake oil and tinctures and when I do ZombieHunter is in charge of the pharmacy. We're gonna be the worlds first "medical" marijuana dispensary too cause there aint gonna be no dang prohibition crap to deal with.
 

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Well, since the part hasn't been taken, can I be Doc Ratski the down dentist and reprobate?

Just bring them ole baddies my way and I'll give 'em a starring role in "Marathon Man the prequel". Now, this won't hurt a bit....I won't feel a thing.


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Im running the town drug store. Even have a wooden indian in front (and since Im indian it wont be a racist move...). I'll be on the sodie fountain though most of the time cause I make the best malts and shakes (according to my kids...), but I'm gonna have to learn how to make those old fruity phosphates. I'll be doin some travelin sellin my snake oil and tinctures and when I do ZombieHunter is in charge of the pharmacy. We're gonna be the worlds first "medical" marijuana dispensary too cause there aint gonna be no dang prohibition crap to deal with.

Yes, ZombidHunter will be in charge of the "loco weed', and peyote ceremonies.
 

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