Hypothetical Western Question (starring some OSA members)

[JB Books]

I don't want a part in your damn movie anyway!

You're the kindly town minister with a dark secret. You used to be an Asian ladyboy gunfighter.

 

[Rumur]

You're the kindly town minister with a dark secret. You used to be an Asian ladyboy gunfighter.

Used to be?? LOL

 

[flatwins]

Will there be any gay cowboy porn in this movie?

Armslist Man (Travis) has starred in a couple of those.

 

[dennishoddy]

As the rancher, I'll be the one flinging poo in this situation.

I've never done that before, so it will be a new experience.

 

[hipshot]

I want to be in the sequel as the guitar playing singing cowboy that gets the good looking girl !!

 

[becker_atc]

better yet can i be Mississippi????

pretty cool hat, always has a knife, and a kick butt scattergun!

 

[oklaccer]

Problem - Bad guys ride into town, town folk take care of them, movie over. It would be about as long as the trailers.

 

[bigbang]

Ok I guess I would take the part of the guy who has no name that always gets killed and nobody really cares. It's a part, right?

 

[RETOKSQUID]

while being shot would probably be best for the outlaws i'd be kinda interested in the horrors that they'd face from the townspeople.

You can always make some cartridges with no powder and switch out the outlaws ammo while they sleep.

Sounds like a job for Ol, Madam Purple the poor Bastages

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Why does Reddog get to be the town drunk?