I don't know why God gave me this Supernatural power.

[Free Trapper]

Been trying to get outside to feed my outdoor critters all morning.

When ever I step outside to go to my Kawasaki mule to take pellets and hay to the pasture, it starts pouring.

OK, go back inside for a few minutes, and it stops.

Ok, here we go again and immediate downpour.

Guess I'll just roll with the Supernatural weather control and consider myself blessed.....

 

[KOPBET]

And God says "piss on you!"

 

[Dorkus]

Been trying to get outside to feed my outdoor critters all morning.

When ever I step outside to go to my Kawasaki mule to take pellets and hay to the pasture, it starts pouring.

OK, go back inside for a few minutes, and it stops.

Ok, here we go again and immediate downpour.

Guess I'll just roll with the Supernatural weather control and consider myself blessed.....

Can you please go with me to my part of the state that is still not getting a lot of rain?

 

[GlockPride]

He gave me the super unnatural gift of flatulence. I often muster it up at the exact wrong time and place.

 

[OKRuss]

Can you please go with me to my part of the state that is still not getting a lot of rain?

We've been getting a lot of rain South of you in Grady county most of the morning.

 

[RickN]

He gave me the super unnatural gift of flatulence. I often muster it up at the exact wrong time and place.

You and me both brother.

 

[GlockPride]

You and me both brother.

Well, I figured I might not be the only one stifled with this honorary tooter.

 

[RETOKSQUID]

He gave me the super unnatural gift of flatulence. I often muster it up at the exact wrong time and place.

For you perhaps, but remember he works in strange and mysterious ways. Also you may be his form of vengeance upon others

 

[OKRuss]

For you perhaps, but remember he works in strange and mysterious ways. Also you may be his form of vengeance upon others

I was reprimanded this morning by my wife after a short rendition of reveille "you know when you fart so loud it wakes me up then I can't go back to sleep?" First reply was "I'm sorry". Second reply was "Since you're awake....".