The way I heard it, God pisses down your neck every day, but he only drowns you once...
(and I think that was out of one of the earlier MASH books, somebody quoting their Italian grandfather).
(and I think that was out of one of the earlier MASH books, somebody quoting their Italian grandfather).
Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? Sorry you have to be on the wrong end of it.
I don't know if that superpower is contagious but I've been inflicted with it myself quite frequently. Went to eat lunch yesterday at a local restaurant that we patronize. Told the wife that I was ordering the white fish if they have it with spicy onion rings being the previous two times I ordered it they were out. Waitress comes, I order the white fish with the onion rings after being told they have it, wife orders baja chicken. Seems like half and hour before the waitress brings order out. Wife's meal correct, I get catfish and fries apparently their out of white fish and onion rings so they took it upon theirselves to make a substitution. Nothing against catfish I like it most of the time but theirs has never been very good. Needless to say I waited for the wife to finish eating and I waited till supper.
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