I was getting out of the shower and sat down on my ammo box that was on the bed...

[FrankNmac]

Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bomb-squad-called-er-patient-100800683.html

 

[PanhandleGlocker]

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

 

[montesa]

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

Absolutely. A little creativity goes a long way.

 

[TheDoubleD]

I recall an incident when I was in the service involve a young lady and a coke bottle that would not come out. They took her into the dentist office in sickbay and used a dental burr to drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle and it came right out.

A few days later she was given a general discharge for the good of the service.

 

[Okie4570]

Sure....

 

[dlharper]

 

[dennishoddy]

Buddies wife was an ER surgical nurse for many years. She said one would be surprised at how many different objects in the poop shoot they had to remove, and who it was that had inserted them.
She never gave out names nor any hints of who they might be though.

 

[Gunbuffer]

Buddies wife was an ER surgical nurse for many years. She said one would be surprised at how many different objects in the poop shoot they had to remove, and who it was that had inserted them.
She never gave out names nor any hints of who they might be though.

She tells That to every one who comes to get stuff pulled Out their butt. Your secrets are
Safe

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

I recall hearing about one of the Mathis brothers and an incident involving a mouse or rat(don't recall which) and a string that retracted out of reach ...

Woody

 

[montesa]

She tells That to every one who comes to get stuff pulled Out their butt. Your secrets are
Safe

Someone could probably have some colorful coated ropes made and sell them for retrieval at the novelty shops. “Plug-Safe” brand.