Invading America!

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A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat, rowing towards California.The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"

One of the Mexicans stands up and shouts, "We are invading the United States!"

The crew of the destroyer all start laughing and when the captain finlly stops laughing, hegets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?

The Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four, the rest are already there!":pms2:
 
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I've always said I want to buy an island in the Bahamas, put a tent on it, declare war on the U.S., have a failed
"invasion", surrender, and live off the war reperations.
With the proceeds, I could start a casino, fresh water production, etc....You see where I'm going?
 

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