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You want a crazy neighbor? You can have mine. A couple weeks ago I changed out the 40w lightbulb on my front porch for one of those fancy new 60w leds and this mother****ing ****sucking bat**** crazy piece of ****, came outside backed both of his cars into his driveway and shined his brights at the front of my house while honking his horn for at least an hour.
My neighbor had his mother visiting. She called PD to complain that my rooster was crowing. PD told her, Lady that's what roosters do.
She says, but it is waking me up and I want it gone.
PD says, city law allows them to have 5 roosters, I know him very well. Go over and complain. I guarantee you he will have 4 more roosters before dark.
PD called me later that day laughing about the whole exchange.
I told her, if they call back tell them the rooster is crowing at their freaking nonstop barking dog.
I was born in Southern Cali, please do not blame me, it's my folks fault.
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