A wife is home and her lover comes over mid day. They are hard at it in the bedroom when she hears the garage door opening. The man runs to hide in the closet while the wife gets dressed and goes down to distract the husband so the lover can escape.
While in the closet, he hears a voice:
"Sure is dark in here".
"Holy ****" he whispers, "who are you"?
"Timmy and I saw everything, but I wont tell if you will buy my baseball bat".
"how much"?
"$700.00"
"CRAP, ok"
A week later a similar incident occurs and the lover finds himself hiding in the closet again.
"sure is dark in here" says Timmy.
"holy crap, your here again"?
"yep, I have a baseball mitt for sale"
"Okay, how much"?
"300.00" says Timmy "and I wont tell what I saw".
"Geezzz, ok".
A week later the dads asks Timmy if he wants to go to the park and hit some balls.
Timmy says "I cant, I sold my bat and glove".
"really" the dad quizzes, "well how much did you sell them for"?
"$700 for the bat and $300 for the glove"
The dad very angrily responds, "Thats $1000 Timmy, you took advantage of some poor soul and you should be ashamed" I want you to go to church on sunday and go to confession"!
"Timmy walks into the confession booth on Sunday, the door slides open and the priest says, "What brings you here my son"
Timmy says, "Sure is dark in here"
"DON'T START THAT SCHIT"!
While in the closet, he hears a voice:
"Sure is dark in here".
"Holy ****" he whispers, "who are you"?
"Timmy and I saw everything, but I wont tell if you will buy my baseball bat".
"how much"?
"$700.00"
"CRAP, ok"
A week later a similar incident occurs and the lover finds himself hiding in the closet again.
"sure is dark in here" says Timmy.
"holy crap, your here again"?
"yep, I have a baseball mitt for sale"
"Okay, how much"?
"300.00" says Timmy "and I wont tell what I saw".
"Geezzz, ok".
A week later the dads asks Timmy if he wants to go to the park and hit some balls.
Timmy says "I cant, I sold my bat and glove".
"really" the dad quizzes, "well how much did you sell them for"?
"$700 for the bat and $300 for the glove"
The dad very angrily responds, "Thats $1000 Timmy, you took advantage of some poor soul and you should be ashamed" I want you to go to church on sunday and go to confession"!
"Timmy walks into the confession booth on Sunday, the door slides open and the priest says, "What brings you here my son"
Timmy says, "Sure is dark in here"
"DON'T START THAT SCHIT"!
