LOLz!!1

[tmotulsa]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As
he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as
soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If
your pen!s is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

 

[tmotulsa]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

 

[beast1989]

good stuff tmotulsa

well here is a nice letter:

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[beast1989]

 

[tmotulsa]

 

[tmotulsa]

 

[beast1989]

 

[tmotulsa]

I LoL'd

 

[BadgeBunny]

No kidding tmo ... that's great!!

 

[beast1989]