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An older gentleman fished at the lake daily and always came in with a limit of fish. The local game warden became suspicious and asked another game warden to come in "under cover". The undercover warden gained the man's confidence and was invited to go fishing. Upon stopping the boat in the middle of the lake, the man proceded to open his tacklebox and take out a hand grenade, pull the pin and toss it overboard. The grenade exploded, fish began to float to the surface, and the man started picking them up. The game warden revealed his identity and informed the man he was under arrest. The man then extracted another grenade, pulled the pin, tossed it to the warden and said, "now, are you going to talk or fish?"
An older gentleman fished at the lake daily and always came in with a limit of fish. The local game warden became suspicious and asked another game warden to come in "under cover". The undercover warden gained the man's confidence and was invited to go fishing. Upon stopping the boat in the middle of the lake, the man proceded to open his tacklebox and take out a hand grenade, pull the pin and toss it overboard. The grenade exploded, fish began to float to the surface, and the man started picking them up. The game warden revealed his identity and informed the man he was under arrest. The man then extracted another grenade, pulled the pin, tossed it to the warden and said, "now, are you going to talk or fish?"
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.
"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.
"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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