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guess who!
ha!!! is that real!?
lol!!!! I watched it!
I had to as well - not because I had any real need to, but I just wanted an explanation. Turns out, I really didn't...
John Cleese And The Terror Threat Level Of Nations
April 1, 2011
*The British response to terrorist threats. Many thanks to my favorite funny Englishman, John Cleese, for the following:
The English are concerned about the recent increase in terrorist activities, and have therefore raised their security level from miffed to peeved. If the threats continue to grow, the security levels may be raised to irritated or even a bit cross. (The English have not seen a bit cross since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out.)
Terrorists have been recategorized from tiresome to a bloody nuisance. The last time Britain issued a bloody nuisance warning was in 1588, when Spain launched the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from pis*ed off to lets go get the bas*ards. They dont have any other levelswhich is why they have been placed on the front lines of the British Army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced that it has raised its terror alert from run to hide. The only two higher levels in France are collaborate and surrender.
Meanwhile, the Spanish are excited to see that their new submarines are ready to deploy. These beautiful new vessels have glass bottoms, so the Spanish sailors can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Down under, Australia has raised its security level from no worries, mate to shell be all right. The next escalation would be we may need to cancel the barbie this weekend. The final level is Crikey! The barbie is cancelled. Australia has never faced a crisis so severe that it merited this highest level.
Thank you to John Cleese, British writer, actor and very tall person with a funny walk, for todays laugh.
Chip Wood
April 1, 2011
*The British response to terrorist threats. Many thanks to my favorite funny Englishman, John Cleese, for the following:
The English are concerned about the recent increase in terrorist activities, and have therefore raised their security level from miffed to peeved. If the threats continue to grow, the security levels may be raised to irritated or even a bit cross. (The English have not seen a bit cross since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out.)
Terrorists have been recategorized from tiresome to a bloody nuisance. The last time Britain issued a bloody nuisance warning was in 1588, when Spain launched the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from pis*ed off to lets go get the bas*ards. They dont have any other levelswhich is why they have been placed on the front lines of the British Army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced that it has raised its terror alert from run to hide. The only two higher levels in France are collaborate and surrender.
Meanwhile, the Spanish are excited to see that their new submarines are ready to deploy. These beautiful new vessels have glass bottoms, so the Spanish sailors can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Down under, Australia has raised its security level from no worries, mate to shell be all right. The next escalation would be we may need to cancel the barbie this weekend. The final level is Crikey! The barbie is cancelled. Australia has never faced a crisis so severe that it merited this highest level.
Thank you to John Cleese, British writer, actor and very tall person with a funny walk, for todays laugh.
Chip Wood
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