LOLz!!1

[elwoodtrix]

 

[been]

ha!!!

 

[ez bake]

 

[caojyn]

Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob, carry on

 

[turkeyrun]

Classic Truths by Great Realistic Thinkers



1. In my many years I have come to a

conclusion that one useless man

is a shame, two is a law firm,

and three or more is a congress.

-- John Adams



2. If you don't read the newspaper

you are uninformed, if you do

read the newspaper you are

misinformed. -- Mark Twain



3. Suppose you were an idiot. And

suppose you were a member of

Congress. But then I repeat

myself. -- Mark Twain



4. I contend that for a nation to try to

tax itself into prosperity is like a

man standing in a bucket and

trying to lift himself up by the

handle. --Winston Churchill



5. A government which robs Peter to

pay Paul can always depend on

the support of Paul.

-- George Bernard Shaw



6. A liberal is someone who feels a

great debt to his fellow man,

which debt he proposes to pay off

with your money.

-- G. Gordon Liddy



7. Democracy must be something

more than two wolves and a sheep

voting on what to have for

dinner.

--James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)



8. Foreign aid might be defined as a

transfer of money from poor

people in rich countries to rich

people in poor countries.

-- Douglas Case,

Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University.



9. Giving money and power to

government is like giving whiskey

and car keys to teenage boys.

-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian



10. Government is the great fiction,

through which everybody

endeavors to live at the expense

of everybody else.

-- Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850)



11. Government's view of the

economy could be summed up

in a few short phrases: If it

moves, tax it. If it keeps

moving, regulate it. And if it

stops moving, subsidize it.

--Ronald Reagan (1986)



12. I don't make jokes. I just watch

the government and report the

facts. -- Will Rogers



13. If you think health care is

expensive now, wait until you

see what it costs when it's free!

-- P. J. O'Rourke



14. In general, the art of government

consists of taking as much

money as possible from one

party of the citizens to give to

the other. --Voltaire (1764)



15. Just because you do not take an

interest in politics doesn't mean

politics won't take an interest

in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.)



16. No man's life, liberty, or

property is safe while the

legislature is in session.

-- Mark Twain (1866)



17. Talk is cheap, except when

Congress does it. -- Anonymous



18. The government is like a baby's

alimentary canal, with a happy

appetite at one end and no

responsibility at the other.

-- Ronald Reagan



19. The inherent vice of capitalism is

the unequal sharing of the

blessings. The inherent blessing

of socialism is the equal sharing

of misery. -- Winston Churchill



20. The only difference between a

tax man and a taxidermist is that

the taxidermist leaves the skin.

-- Mark Twain



21. The ultimate result of shielding

men from the effects of folly is

to fill the world with fools.

-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)



22. There is no distinctly Native

American criminal class, save

Congress. -- Mark Twain



23. What this country needs are

more unemployed politicians

--Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)



24. A government big enough to give

you everything you want, is

strong enough to take everything

you have. -- Thomas Jefferson



25. We hang the petty thieves and

appoint the great ones to public

office. -- Aesop

#26 "I don't give 'em HELL, I just them the facts and they think it is HELL" Harry S. Truman

 

[turkeyrun]

"Tulsa backwards is A slut. A slut backwards is $100." Larry the Cable Guy

 

[elwoodtrix]

watch at the 20 second mark.... haaa!!!!!!!

[video=youtube_share;DPNYVOWudKg]http://youtu.be/DPNYVOWudKg[/video]

 

[Glock 'em down]

It took me a couple of takes, but I finally saw it!

 

[4play]

It took me a couple of takes, but I finally saw it!

Yea I was focused on others things but I finally saw it too.

 

[toehanus]

Yea I was focused on others things but I finally saw it too.

Somebody else was doing their squats.

@toehanus