LOLz!!1

[caojyn]

 

[MoBoost]

 

[John Zane]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

 

[elwoodtrix]

[video=youtube_share;NPgxJSRHmEQ]http://youtu.be/NPgxJSRHmEQ[/video]

 

[elwoodtrix]

http://www.mileycyrustongue.com/

 

[TwoForFlinching]

http://youtu.be/NPgxJSRHmEQ

The only problem I see there is the lack of latex gloves lol

 

[farmerbyron]

[video=youtube_share;NPgxJSRHmEQ]http://youtu.be/NPgxJSRHmEQ[/video]

Ban hammer for that one.

 

[twocan]

Ban hammer for that one.

+1. i was expecting a scary face to pop up and scream.

 

[Okie4Life]

+1. I was expecting a scary face to pop up and scream.

.....need.....to......clean......keyboard......

 

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