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Man arrives at the 'Pearly Gates' and is amazed to see a huge wall of clocks.
He asks St. Peter about all those clocks. St. Peter replies, "everyone has a clock and every time you tell a lie it moves forward 1 minute. That first clock belonged to Mother Teresa, it never moved. The second one is Abe Lincoln's, it moved only twice."
The man says, " WOW, that is awesome. Where is Prez Babba's clock?"
St. Peter tells him, "Oh, it is in Jesus's office, he is using it for a ceiling fan."
He asks St. Peter about all those clocks. St. Peter replies, "everyone has a clock and every time you tell a lie it moves forward 1 minute. That first clock belonged to Mother Teresa, it never moved. The second one is Abe Lincoln's, it moved only twice."
The man says, " WOW, that is awesome. Where is Prez Babba's clock?"
St. Peter tells him, "Oh, it is in Jesus's office, he is using it for a ceiling fan."
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Chinese takeout for me and the old lady... $14
Twelve pack of beer and two sweet teas... $13
Bag of ice for the fridge at home... $2
Getting all the way home before realizing the takeout was short a container... Riceless
Twelve pack of beer and two sweet teas... $13
Bag of ice for the fridge at home... $2
Getting all the way home before realizing the takeout was short a container... Riceless
Reginald D. Hunter is a genius (2:00 is where he gets into American politics):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlmVyW0Or6g&
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlmVyW0Or6g&
Don't try to confuse the issue with FACTS.
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