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Yeah i wonder how many people got cancer from that?
 

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From the Chuck Norris book of self-defense:


If a woman comes at you with a knife, quickly pull out 2 slices of bread.

Her wifely instincts will kick in and she will make you a sammich.
 

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From the Chuck Norris book of self-defense:


If a woman comes at you with a knife, quickly pull out 2 slices of bread.

Her wifely instincts will kick in and she will make you a sammich.
I think if you tried that with BB, you'd end up with the other possible meaning:
Her wifely instincts will kick in and she will make you a sammich...for the dogs.



Nah, not really. She'd never do that to the dogs. :D
 

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