As of this morning, I have been assigned to walk around with you and escort you to and from your vehicle during Oktoberfest.
The fee is a mere $200/hour. We can accept credit cards.
This rate also includes any entertaining police stories you'd like to hear during your intoxication.
Michael Brown
GREAT! I'll begin saving for next year, you've got a deal... of course economy being what it is will the deparmant accept 200 peso's per hour?
The stories would be fine if you don't mind regaling me with them while I am sober since I generally don't drink more than a beer if any at these events, something about driving and all that jazz.
Your welcome to join in a post Oktoberfest beer at my residence provided you're off the clock.
