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[Dave70968]

I've said for years that I should be stripped naked, slathered with honey, and tossed out for the bears.

You mean after you die, right?

 

[mugsy]

You mean after you die, right?

He didn't actually specify.

 

[TerryMiller]

HA!!! I did leave out that part, didn't I?

But yeah, after I die. Otherwise, me and the bear(s) will have to tussle.

 

[crrcboatz]

Nice!
I never understood being buried in the dirt in a cemetery.
Donate the dead body to science and nothing to get rid of.. or fry it into ashes and scatter them or whatever.
But to take up a plot of land that must be maintained around your dead butt makes ZERO sense.
You are a continuing burden.
And the body is not you after you are dead.. it is just meat and bones and hair.
I say get the boat coffin but make it from wood and launch and light it on fire.

When i was younger in my teens we talked about what to do with our bodies. I wanted to be cut up and fed to the sharks in the ocean.. Kind of a payback for all the fish I have eaten.

 

[crrcboatz]

Nice!
I never understood being buried in the dirt in a cemetery.
Donate the dead body to science and nothing to get rid of.. or fry it into ashes and scatter them or whatever.
But to take up a plot of land that must be maintained around your dead butt makes ZERO sense.
You are a continuing burden.
And the body is not you after you are dead.. it is just meat and bones and hair.
I say get the boat coffin but make it from wood and launch and light it on fire.

When i was younger in my teens we talked about what to do with our bodies. I wanted to be cut up and fed to the sharks in the ocean.. Kind of a payback for all the fish I have eaten.

Well said as I feel the very same way!!

 

[D. Hargrove]

I want to be cremated and then placed in a GBU-12 and dropped on some dumbarse overseas please...

 

[John6185]

Had a guy come to see me when I worked at a VA Hospital and he said when he was through in my clinic hew was going across the street to OU Hospital to see his wife. I asked him, "Is she a patient?" His reply, "No, she is in a vat, she donated her body to science." Strange conversation. She's was just floating around naked in a vat...

 

[swampratt]

Waiting for students to poke and prod and learn some things from the body eventually i would think

 

[xseler]

There's also a service that will cremate you and then plant a tree in your ashes. This is actually pretty neat --- you become part of a tree.

Then, I start to over analyze things. Thoughts turned to the mature tree being cut down, ground to pulp, then being made into Charmin. Working retail, I put up with enough shinola. Don't want to have to deal with it again...….

 

[dennishoddy]

Told my wife when the day comes, just take me out to my hunting grounds and roll me out of the back of the pickup.
Coyotes and buzzards have to eat too.