Official Gold Bond Thread

[Istandalone]

I've read this post many times at this point. The last sentence. The last sentence, man. "a pile of minty-fresh balls piled between my legs"

Let's break this down. The first thing that gave me pause was that "pile" is used twice. That makes the sentence a little awkward, and made me aware of something else.

Just exactly how many balls do you have, Danny? I can safely say I do not posses enough balls to form a pile.

This reminds me of the three peckered goat - - does it have a pair for each pecker???

 

[caojyn]

Just exactly how many balls do you have, Danny? I can safely say I do not posses enough balls to form a pile.

he never said they were all his

 

[rhodesbe]

 

[twoguns?]

I've read this post many times at this point. The last sentence. The last sentence, man. "a pile of minty-fresh balls piled between my legs"

Let's break this down. The first thing that gave me pause was that "pile" is used twice. That makes the sentence a little awkward, and made me aware of something else.

Just exactly how many balls do you have, Danny? I can safely say I do not posses enough balls to form a pile.

"A pile" ...could be intended as quantity as compared to volume......umm yea thats as far as im going with this.....

 

[aeropb]

this thread is horrifying

 

[penismightier]

After reading this thread and being sick of have sweaty ...parts... I went out and bought some original powder.... So I will report back after work tonight..

And no it won't be like Danny tanner and his "little" experience. Haha

 

[Cedar Creek]

I bought some of the GB Friction Relief - comes in a package like stick deodorant and works quite well.

Cedar Creek

 

[338Shooter]

The bigger the balls the fewer required to form a pile.

 

[elcaBob]

Surely, some have been wondering what the differences in GB colors are:

YELLOW
ACTIVE INGREDIENTS / PURPOSE:

Menthol 0.15% / Anti-Itch
Zinc Oxide 1.0% / Skin Protectant

GREEN
Menthol 0.8% / Anti-Itch
Zinc Oxide 5.0% / Skin Protectant

BLUE
Menthol 1.0% / Anti-Itch

 

[dennishoddy]

he never said they were all his

Ouch!!