So was the little **** fired?
Well I’m sitting in the dealership today while they unscrew the stripped oil pan on the truck.
Originally the little prick service writer said he wouldn’t fix it. I guess he thought I would just roll over and take it. So it turned into a big mess. I ended up getting into a fight with the a-hole and knocking him out. They called the cops. For the record the little prick threw the first punch and everyone saw it.
Unfortunately the service manager wasn’t there when it happened, because he would have accepted responsibility and just come out and told they were going to order a new pan and replace it. So I had to waddle my fat butt over to the general manager’s office and complain.
Anyway while I was telling him my side of the story the cops arrived. He made a quick call to the asst serv manager and got the skinny. Lucky for me he intervened with the cops and told them it was a misunderstanding and they could leave. They still took my information and made a report.
So how’s everyone’s day going?
After watching an unhealthy number of Action Movies over the years, I’ve decided that the most untrustworthy, amoral, opportunistic, mercenary people in the world come from the United Kingdom. If a person has an accent (British, Scot, Irish, Australian, New Zealandish or Canadian), do not trust them! They’ll kill you and burn your home with grandparents, mothers and children, an apartment full of innocent people, factory or business to cover the their tracks after they’ve committed some heinous crime against humanity. They all do the dirty work for the mega-rich. If someone with a British sounding accent approaches, grab your wife and children and run for your life.
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