Overheard at the gun counter....

[turkeyrun]

I understand your feelings; but be compassionate, mental illness is no laughing matter

Until the sick puke shoots up a school, then it is the gun's fault.

 

[Gunbuffer]

Until the sick puke shoots up a school, then it is the gun's fault.

Not to mention the price of tea in China

 

[elwoodtrix]

I just overheard a "first" for me. I was in Big Boys a couple of hours ago and a fellow who looked to be maybe in his early 50's was in the process of purchasing a handgun. He was talking to the guy behind the counter as asked, "If I check "non-binary" on the form and my DL shows "male" will that get it declined? I didn't have the option of checking "non-binary" when I got my DL"

I had to leave, I was afraid my snickering might get too loud.

maybe he was worried about the .gov tracking his paperwork

 

[El Pablo]

Not to mention the price of tea in China

It’s obviously Biden and/or Trumps fault.

 

[mightymouse]

"Do you have any M-16s to sell? I need an M-16 with a grenade launcher. There are haters out there! They hate U.S. marines! I'll put one of those grenades right on 'em!!".

 

[ratski]

"Do you have any M-16s to sell? I need an M-16 with a grenade launcher. There are haters out there! They hate U.S. marines! I'll put one of those grenades right on 'em!!".

You know, I don't have one of those available right now, but if you call 1-800-555-ATF I'm sure that they can help you.

 

[Snattlerake]

Yeah, but according to the 4473 there are 11!!!!

Typical government mathematics.

 

[mightymouse]

"I want to sell or trade this old gun. Some people believe that this gun right here was used to assassinate Abraham Lincoln."

 

[mightymouse]

"Picture ID? I don't have one. I could bring in my birth certificate to prove that I was born here."

 

[mightymouse]

"I'll be back when I find my diplomatic immunity card!"