Nation Reels as Rush Limbaugh Revealed to Be 30 Year Long Andy Kaufman Prank
Posted on September 26, 2012 by The Citizen
Hello, My Name is Andy and You Are All Very, Very Stupid
(PALM BEACH, FLA) When Rush Limbaughs official publicist announced the conservative pundit would be hosting a nationally televised press event Monday morning, everyone knew something big was coming. But nobody knew how big.
Walking up to the microphone after a brief introduction, the corpulent talk show host tersely announced his retirement and then opened the floor for questions. After a few minutes of rapid-fire interrogation, Limbaugh cut off a questioner, threw his hands high in the air, and yelled at the confused crowd: Come on, you lame-stream idiots you drive-by morons! Put on your thinking caps! Im Rush Limbaugh! Look at the things Ive said over my career. Im telling you right now that this is your last chance ever to ask me anything! What is the one question that you just have to ask the great and powerful Rushbo considering everything hes ever said!?!?!
With that, the room fell into a confused silence for a moment; reporters whispered, flash-bulbs flashed, but no one rose to the pundits challenge. Then, as if out of nowhere, a hunched man drinking a martini and wearing white pants, a pink dinner jacket, and a ruffled, light blue tuxedo shirt burst to the front of the room and launched into a profanity-laced rant.
http://www.citizenschwartz.com/nati...vealed-to-be-30-year-long-andy-kaufman-prank/
Posted on September 26, 2012 by The Citizen
Hello, My Name is Andy and You Are All Very, Very Stupid
(PALM BEACH, FLA) When Rush Limbaughs official publicist announced the conservative pundit would be hosting a nationally televised press event Monday morning, everyone knew something big was coming. But nobody knew how big.
Walking up to the microphone after a brief introduction, the corpulent talk show host tersely announced his retirement and then opened the floor for questions. After a few minutes of rapid-fire interrogation, Limbaugh cut off a questioner, threw his hands high in the air, and yelled at the confused crowd: Come on, you lame-stream idiots you drive-by morons! Put on your thinking caps! Im Rush Limbaugh! Look at the things Ive said over my career. Im telling you right now that this is your last chance ever to ask me anything! What is the one question that you just have to ask the great and powerful Rushbo considering everything hes ever said!?!?!
With that, the room fell into a confused silence for a moment; reporters whispered, flash-bulbs flashed, but no one rose to the pundits challenge. Then, as if out of nowhere, a hunched man drinking a martini and wearing white pants, a pink dinner jacket, and a ruffled, light blue tuxedo shirt burst to the front of the room and launched into a profanity-laced rant.
http://www.citizenschwartz.com/nati...vealed-to-be-30-year-long-andy-kaufman-prank/
