Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff

[vvvvvvv]

Wait, why was there a mall cop in the forest?

Because the forest couldn't afford a fire sprinkler system.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Not a very smooth segue to the afterlife.

Well played.

I saw the "London" byline and quit reading

 

[einsteinwv]

last sentence in that article

"People get it right away," he said. "This product is perfectly safe when people respect its limitations."

I guess going down a sidewalk, Check, Going threw some grass and little rough terrain, check, Going off a cliff, No Check, Found a limitation

 

[Wormydog1724]

[Broken External Image]

 

[pepper]

Apparently, Segway's can't really go anywhere...

...the segway accompanied him off the cliff, so clearly it can go everywhere

 

[woolworh]

Is this a true story?

 

[vvvvvvv]

...the segway accompanied him off the cliff, so clearly it can go everywhere

Technicalities...

 

[Old Fart]

Is this a true story?

Source two:

http://www.newsok.com/segway-compan...article/3498969?custom_click=headlines_widget

 

[dennishoddy]

Possibly a wee bit too much guiness before the "ride"?

 

[Kingmarine]

Possibly a wee bit too much guiness before the "ride"?

That's what I was wondering...