She has the crazy eyes. Check the crazy/hot matrix. Be careful out there gents, it’s a dangerous world out there.
She's got a sword
Makeup and clothing could make a jackass desirable.
Just guessing but by muscle structure I'd be surprised if any of them could swing anything heavier than YOUR credit card.
Especially with the foam axes
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Ain't a single one of those girls interested in anything but your money. Ahhhh ... But I have heard guys are "visual" creatures. Probably cuz it keeps at least one of your hands busy. 
ETA: does that make me sound jealous?? Yeah, nope. I've never needed more than one fella at a time paying attention to me. I've met girls like her (stunningly beautiful even without all the glitter) that are absolutely miserable because nobody sees the person ... (That's what happens when you work at a hotel celebs sometimes stay at. The things people you do not know and will never see again will tell you at 3 in the morning ...
) I heard enough from them (and their entourage) that I am perfectly fine being an average girl with an average guy ... 
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Really I love her sense of humor. She is as warped as I am.Quoted for truth.
4 things I cant stand; hot beer, cold women, wet toilet paper and a smartazz but I cant help posting it. LOL
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