So, some guy tried to rob me this Saturday in tulsa

[Cue]

When did you call the police? I was down there at that time. Well in city hall anyway. I did not see any police.

Today, a car burned up in that garage. I do not know how it started though.

I am glad you woke up and went hamster style on him.

 

[348]

I do this when putting my Mercedes SL 550 in the garage after returning from getting a malt in Braggs. Better paranoid than hurt or dead.

We all know this is what you really meant.

 

[RidgeHunter]

There are forum rules in place about detailing out your sexual perversions... which explains why we dont have details on these occurrences.

I don't believe that for a minute, and I find it offensive you would even make a joke like that.

JB is NOT the type to EVER........................................forget the safety word when things get out of hand.

Today, a car burned up in that garage. I do not know how it started though.

I think I have a pretty good idea.

I'm always on alert in parking garages. When it's late at night and seemingly deserted, I always imagine Charles Bronson is lurking behind a car somewhere nearby. That always makes me feel safer.

On that note, my apologies to the man that looked just like Bronson at the grocery store yesterday. I was simply trying to take your picture with my phone to show my friends, family and possibly post on the internet. The eye contact was awkward for both of us, and I truly hope you didn't take offense at the sh*t eating grin plastered across my face as I tried in vain to capture your picture only to be caught in the act. I wasn't trying to be rude, but you even dressed like him. Seriously, where did you get that jacket?

 

[JB Books]

We all know this is what you really meant.

Yes, yes I did.

 

[Survivor]

Glad to hear that you survived this ordeal and that you were able to stop the thief. He is lucky they made you stop from scrambling his brain more than it was.

Take care of yourself and remember you may look stupid wearing a motorcycle helmet but so what. Protection is more important than looking normal. Seriously, glad you are ok and take care.

 

[Guns N' Cars]

Dang! I was wondering where the heck you were at?? Had half a table ready for you to set up and you no showed me you owe my $70 bucks!!

J/K man, glad your okay!

 

[redneck1861]

You have to be the worlds dumbest criminal to try and rob someone, right outside of the worlds largest gun show. Surely the criminal would assume that the person had a gun

 

[inactive]

You have to be the worlds dumbest criminal to try and rob someone, right outside of the worlds largest gun show. Surely the criminal would assume that the person had a gun

The Crowne Plaza is in Downtown, some 6 miles from the Fairgrounds. Just an FYI. You would more likely suspect someone there to be a businessman from out of state than a gun show patron.

And travelers often carry cash.

 

[870WingBlaster]

glad everything turned out okay
even happier that you put a whoppin' on him

 

[garrett09]