Thats epic! LOLThere are some Indians that moved in across the street from my buddy a few years ago and one of them was always drunk and belligerent.
My buddy caught him trying to open the door on his parked vehicle and told him get away from my vehicle or i will kick your ***.
The Indian said I am chief around here and stumbled off to his own yard. My buddy said You ain't chief I AM CHIEF.
This went on for a few months and my buddy told his neighbors mother she needs to control her son or something bad could happen.
Nothing bad ever did happen but he quit acting like drunk Indian.
My friend caught him near the vehicle a few times and kept running him off ..Buddy has cameras set up and sees all.
For fun my buddy and his wife would sit on the porch and would toss a used wallet out in the street right below their car door.
See who picks it up.
Well drunk Indian works his way over there trying to be sneaky and picks up the wallet and heads back home with it..Sees the $1 bill poking out and opens the wallet and reaches in to get it out.
HA joke is on you it is full of fresh mashed dog crap. Indian tosses wallet to the ground and starts yelling about sh** in the wallet and his mother comes outside just in time to see it all go down.
His mother starts laughing and yells out to her son. HA HA white boy got you, white boy got you !!
That wallet would get picked up by drivers in cars that would stop and back up and pick it up and a little ways down the road the wallet would be tossed out of the car and back in the street for the next poor soul to get it.
My buddy would sit with his wife and see how far the wallet would make it down the road.
More fun stuff to do in the neighborhood.