The difference Between Our Military Branches

[John6185]

Scorpion In Your Tent
Submitted by John Wear, USMC Vietnam Tanker

A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: “What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”

A Sailor said, “I’d step on it.”

A Soldier said, “I’d hit it with my boot.”

A Marine said, “I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.”

An Airman said, “I’d call room service and find out why there’s a damn tent in my room.”

 

[Rod Snell]

Four officers were being briefed on a new government policy.

The Navy Captain said "How does this affect the fleet?"

The Army Colonel said "Does this mean we have to do something new?"

The Marine Major said "Will this stop me from doing anything?"

The USAF Major looked up thoughtfully and asked, "How will this affect my career?"

Sincerely,

LTC, USAF (Retired)

 

[Dave70968]

A soldier hikes ten miles through the woods to kill some people and says "this is good sh*t."

A Marine hikes twenty miles, crawling the last two, to kill some people and says "this is some great sh*t."

A Navy SEAL executes a night HALO jump from 30,000 feet, swims two miles, then crawls another two, to kill some people, and says "this is some outstanding f*cking sh*t!"

An Air Force officer checks into his air-conditioned VOQ room and says "the cable's out? What is this sh*t?"

(From my dad, USAF LTC, Ret.)

 

[druryj]

This is pretty good ****.

 

[MadDogs]

And ...

 

[druryj]

That looks pretty darn good...when you're hungry.

 

[Glocktogo]

That looks pretty darn good...when you're hungry.

Not gonna lie, I've killed rattlesnakes and cooked them up because I was sick of dehydrated MRE meat patties. They're pretty good in MRE BBQ sauce (the snakes, not the MRE meat pucks).

 

[druryj]

Almost anything's edible with enough Tabasco.


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[CorpsVet]

In Nam I always had a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce to use with C-rats

 

[Glocktogo]

In Nam I always had a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce to use with C-rats

My preference as well.