the dog

[Lone Wolf '49]

Please be advised I am sick of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME...

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

 

[38Super]

Does the dog have any litter mates?

 

[Lone Wolf '49]

Does the dog have any litter mates?

I wish, if I had such a dog/dogs I would breed and sell them for just the cost of doing so.

 

[HMFIC]

for rent?

 

[GlockCop]

lol.........I enjoyed that!

 

[Fyrtwuck]

I was wondering where my dog went.

 

[Rhino55]

I started using a fog horn for the teleamarketers. It is them calling me so it is not classified as a prank call.

 

[guardiano]

Sounds like one good dog I wish mine was maybe just a little more hostile lol

 

[LtCCMPUnit42]

Can I borrow him? Just for a day or 2.

 

[Devilsbcoach]

LOL Thanks I needed a little levity this am.