the great tactibeard competition

[poopgiggle]

As everyone knows, the most tactical people in the world have beards.

Mr T has a bitchin' tactibeard. Anyone who has seen the A-Team knows he is one of the most tactical people on the planet. He can build an armored vehicle out of almost anything!

So does Hank Williams, Jr. He has a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive, which I assume are a SPAS-12, a FAL, and a Humvee respectively, so he's also probably really tactical.

However, my extensive Internet research has lead me to discover the two most tactical beards on the planet.

EXHIBIT A: CHRIS COSTA

EXHIBIT B: THAT ONE GUY FROM BRAZIL

Which one is more tactical?

TWO BEARDS ENTER. ONE GETS SHAVED.

 

[redmax51]

Costa for sure,beard cop's is too long,it would be easy for a bad guy to grab hold of.

 

[redmax51]

So does Hank Williams, Jr. He has a shotgun, a rifle, and a four-wheel drive, which I assume are a SPAS-12, a FAL, and a Humvee respectively, so he's also probably really tactical.
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No way Hank drives a Humvee,he's got to drive a 4WD pickup!! Nothing "country" about a Humvee!!

 

[grwd]

Some of us OKC competition shooters have been growing our beards too. Mostly to protect ourselves during the cold at some winter matches.
JK's Mitch has me beat so far, as far as looks and grey! but Ill keep this going as long as I can, Might beat him out in the homestretch if I can stop scratching my neck.

 

[Mitch H.]

Yup. I definitely get the gray award. I'm not sure how tactical my beard is, but it sure as hell is keeping my face warmer this winter!

 

[plissken]

That one guy from Brazil. When the going get's rough, they just send him in....alone......to just stand there and look badass. Nice poll.

 

[SMS]

Beard cop FTW.

Instead of just looking cool like the yuppie groomed beard on Costa...beard cop has a multi-purpose tactical tool at his disposal: food storage, face-ghillie, lens cleaner etc....

 

[DaveTec]

Beard cop FTW.

Instead of just looking cool like the yuppie groomed beard on Costa...beard cop has a multi-purpose tactical tool at his disposal: food storage, face-ghillie, lens cleaner etc....

hahahaha

 

[tntrex]

Beard guy for sure.

 

[WhiteyMacD]

Chris Costa has a homosexual beard. It is too well 'scaped to be a manly man's beard.