I'm going to vote for my beard here. My wife asked me to grow it, and it's a friggin aphrodisiac for her. That's tactical.
I dont have "the gay" or anything, but I'm +1ing this. The dude needs a bandoleer and a Colt SAA on each hip.
Plus, he's rocking a 1911 and a BFK.
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That's not a 1911. Maybe a BHP though.
Beard Cop's beard would kick your if you tried to grab it. You know it's got a fist of it's own.
Like Chuck Norris:
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Chris has more streamlining and useful nature....
Beardcop is just scary
Chris is too metrosexual ... I half expect his nails to be manicured with clear gloss.
Really?? Cuz I would, well ... you know ...