Married the baby mama for almost 10. Been single since 2003. I believe marriage should only be done once and that stupid B ruined that taste for it, LOL.
Was dating my wife about 2 months when we had the idea to go horseback riding at my uncle's farm for Valentines Day. I met her parents that morning. Horse fell on her, had to give her rescue breathing and she was life flighted to the closest level 1 trauma center. Spent 4 months in the hospital where we had an excellent time to get to know each other.
A buddy told me that night in a moment of levity, "you broke it, you bought it." I guess it kinda stuck. 15 years in April.