This Is How I Want My Ashes Scattered

[criticalbass]

I have left instructions for my ashes to be scattered on Cybil Sheppard. She hasn't agreed yet, but it's just a matter of time . . . CB

 

[RidgeHunter]

Do me like Gram Parsons - have my friends steal my corpse and light me ablaze with 5 gallons of 87 octane...

To be fair that was more of a charbroil than a cremation.

 

[been]

i would like for my ashes to be used as fertilizer.i hear it works well

 

[Cohiba]

Believe it or not.....this is how my ashes will be scattered. In the middle of the night, under secrecy and furtiveness of course!!!!

Bellagio fountains...a portion of my ashes.
[video]http://youtu.be/Y9L6_MGRFb4[/video]

Flamingo Casino....garden area...over in the trees by the wedding patio and Bugsy's memorial plaque.
[video]http://youtu.be/LT1gvG7NpJo[/video]

Along the sidewalk of Freemont street at night while the "Experience" is playing.
[video]http://youtu.be/4lII0qyrFLo[/video]

Wife agreed to it.

She wants part of her ashes scattered in Galveston on the beach where we were married and the other portions in Bellagio.


Cohiba

 

[Blinocac200sx]

I want my body to be encased in silicon, with a probe jammed into my head. Then the heat from my decomposition will run a Sterling motor and turn a small generator. The generator will power a computer that is built into the silicon encasing me.

 

[OKCShooter]

$1250 for 100 rounds of Rifle ammo is the STARTING price...

Holy Smokes that's expensive for reloads!

 

[Sheepdog380]

Just to stay on the cheap side I would allow my ashes to be used in the making of glitter and pasteys for the single moms at night trips or other respectable gentlemen clubs.

 

[HMFIC]

Just to stay on the cheap side I would allow my ashes to be used in the making of glitter and pasteys for the single moms at night trips or other respectable gentlemen clubs.

HA! American inventiveness at it's finest.

 

[HVYCHVY]

I want my body to be encased in silicon, with a probe jammed into my head. Then the heat from my decomposition will run a Sterling motor and turn a small generator. The generator will power a computer that is built into the silicon encasing me.

That won;t work, how will they know which ash(es) are your head? My Ma keeps saying to mix her ashes with floor wax and rub her into the dance floor.