UN Recognizes the State of Palestine

[HMFIC]

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There's this guy I know - his name is Israel. He was the victim of a hate-crime several years back and since then everybody sticks up for him and takes care of him. We all look out for him because we all thought he was basically a good guy.

Then we found out he beat his wife, Palestine. Sure she's crazy - and she's even gotten in his face and smacked him in front of people but every time she goes nuts on him, he beats the hell out of her and sends her to the kitchen to make him a sandwich.

At this point we all just want to lock them in a room with each other until they sort things out by Boinking or they kill each other.

Palestine is sleeping around with at least a couple of other dudes though too. I know this guy named Iran and he keeps giving her guns and telling her to murder Israel and then she'll get all his stuff and it will be justified because everyone will feel sorry for her.

 

[Go_Ordnance]

Palestine is sleeping around with at least a couple of other dudes though too. I know this guy named Iran and he keeps giving her guns and telling her to murder Israel and then she'll get all his stuff and it will be justified because everyone will feel sorry for her.

I know, right? It's crazy because he beat her not because anything she had done, but because other women pissed him off. Now she has a couple of losers offering to stick up for her, and no where else to turn.

 

[ez bake]

We lost Harden to Palestine? Well, he does already have the beard, so I guess it makes sense.

 

[Lone Wolf '49]

Kinda hard to have a country inside a country. Look at the former states of the USSR, they formed their own old nations.



Israel has every right to exist. I am a 100% in favor of that. However, the tactics they have used against the Palestinians in a lot of instances have been absolutely horrible. Bulldozing the homes of family members of suspected terrorists is deplorable. Innocent women and children should not suffer for the suspected crimes of their relatives.

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That said, I believe the Israelis have shown a good deal of restraint in many, many instances. I, personally, would be looking for greater payback if my friends and family were being blown into a bloody gore at schools, day cares, and markets.

Thanks, JB. I have one thing, I think if any of you here are serious on understanding on what Israel is going through read one book first: OH, Jerusalem. Read it, just do it. Israel has in the past had only one ally, and that is the USA. The Brits from day one have been anti Israel and only for the oil rich Arab countries, fact.

 

[WTJ]

Anyone ever think that maybe they like things this way? If i were either group, I'd ask for another chunk of desert.