What's the over/under for..

[Cavedweller]

It's not so much fitting a 20 gallon head in a 10 gallon hat, it's this damn string trying to garrote my fart gate.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

If your drawers are up your ass, you might have gone too tighty.

 

[bettingpython]

If your drawers are up your ass, you might have gone too tighty.

Word they should just lift and separate a little.

 

[Boehlertaught]

Ya know. I really am naive. I thought this thread was going to be about a cool Kreighoff shotgun for sporting clays.

 

[71buickfreak]

Try compression shorts in thin spandex (not cotton!). I swear by them when it is hot and I going to be walking, working, etc. Keeps everything where it needs to be and wicks away the sweat so you don't get swamp @ss. These ended my problem with chaffing and ingrown hairs turning into boils.

 

[tRidiot]

Try compression shorts in thin spandex (not cotton!). I swear by them when it is hot and I going to be walking, working, etc. Keeps everything where it needs to be and wicks away the sweat so you don't get swamp @ss. These ended my problem with chaffing and ingrown hairs turning into boils.

^^^^^^ This.

I switched to all spandex-style undergarments a few years ago and it changed my life. I wear mostly the Nike Dri-Fit undershirts and Reebok undershorts. I buy them at discount stores or online mostly, and have quite a collection built up over the last 3-4 years, I should be pretty well set for a while. The Nike shirts are now like $35 each which is ridiculous, but I've tried several other brands and don't like them. I would buy one or two per payday for a while, when I could get them for $20 each at Academy. Haven't bought many in a long time, since they started jacking the prices. Even so, if I had to, I would pay it. The moisture-wicking and superior support of the briefs has been a Godsend for sure. I also used to get ingrown hairs and such, almost never now. Much more comfortable than tighty-whiteys, and boxers are too loose and let things flop around way too much. I can't say enough good about them. And the shirts as well.


<edit> They're not truly spandex in the sense of true spandex... they're not that tight, nor that thick. I do have some that are much more like that, but the Nike Dri-Fit shirts aren't, and neither are the Reebok undershorts. I have a pair of UnderArmor ones that ARE much tighter and spandex-like, and I never wear them. Several other brands of shirts I've tried are, as well, but I always keep coming back to the Nike ones. They are the softest and keep me the coolest without being restrictive.

 

[TerryMiller]

We all have a cross to bear. Some crosses are heavier than others.

For some reason, I'm thinking there aren't many pages to that book.....

 

[securitysix]

swamp @ss.

Immediately reminded me of:

[video=youtube_share;OCf9M5GsDSs]http://youtu.be/OCf9M5GsDSs[/video]

 

[ARnut]

Exofficio makes some good undergarments. They were made for backpacking so they were designed not to chafe.

 

[rickb2202]

It's my freakishly large penis that vexes me most in situations like these. When it acts up, I slap the snot out of it. How else is it going to learn?

I know what you mean bro. Im going into the hospital soon for a penis reduction ...