Never under stood cultivating on your face what grows wild on your ass................................Translates to jealous I can't grow a beard that does not look like 3 brillo pads glued to my face LOL!!
51 years old and baby-faced as a 10 year old girl (I can grow a decent 'stache, however); having said that (and not out of jealousy), I've been waiting for this asinine "Duck Dynasty" fad to wear off. A close-shaven beard looks presentable; I've seen few long beards that don't look like hell. Seems like the damned thing would be more of a PITA than it's worth.