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TerryMiller

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You know I've heard guys say they wear them for insulation many times before but I've never been walking around in hose before and thought "oh my, these ARE really warm". Quite the opposite, in fact, I've more often than not wished I had just worn warmer clothes. Do you guys really feel warmer in them or is it they make you feel warm in other ways? lol

Guys, please don't take this up as a fashion statement....I'm not sure I can deal with some guy sporting a John Deere cap, a S&W and Sheer Energy hose. If you want to play dress up, I'm fine with that but, please keep it at home lol. Besides, guys with manicured eyebrows and murses really don't do it for me. I'll take a tall, kind guy with a great sense of humor, hunting land and an unstoppable urge to shower his girl with guns and a corvette lol


Crud!!! I'm short, tend to pick on my wife, don't have hunting land nor the money to shower with guns and a car. Of course, I've kept the same wife for 44 years, so I must have "some" redeeming qualities. I think the "wife thing" eliminates any possible hook-ups with any others of the "gentler" sex.
 

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Yeah, I guess I should have included "single". I know you're just teasing so this doesn't apply to you but frankly I find it nauseating when married men attempt to flirt or ask to go out. All I can think of at the time is some poor woman at home thinking her husband is a great guy while he's out cheating on her. Makes me want to neuter them with a rusty butter knife. If I were married and found out my husband cheated on me a divorce would be the least of his worries...
 

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Brandi,

I've told many people that when it comes to marriage, I believe that it all boils down to commitment. And, that commitment BEGINS before the guy even asks the question. Then, following commitment comes trust. I'm sure that there is "the right guy" for you out there somewhere.
 

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My compression fit Brooks and Under Armor running pants are nothing more than thick panty hose It's amazing just how warm they keep you at even an easy jog in 20 degree weather.

My thermotec base layers are fitted rather than compression fit so you might call them loose mantyhose and yep I've worn panty hose as a lightweight base layer in the cold. Learned it from grandpa, I was shocked to find out grandma always got new panty hose in the fall because grandpa stole hers to go hunting in. Tried it at work in the winter, regular thermals would soak up sweat and leave me cold the pantyhose worked. Now you can buy under armor so you don't look silly trying to buy tights that fit you.

But what you don't realize is that you need an extra layer to keep something else from getting frostbit. http://thermajock.com

When cock socks catch on as a fashion accessory lemme know.

In the meantime these are cool, his and hers.

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My first instinct was to flame the goof-ball "men" who would wear such a thing, but then it dawned on me that my under-armor is about the same thing. I guess the difference is intent: I wear it to keep from freezing my cajones off, not to show off that I don't have any.

The first thing I thought was...

Haven't they been wearing pantyhose in football games for quite a while now?


The only time I've ever bought pantyhose was because I forgot the filter for a 6" stand-mount pop filter when doing an on-location recording...
 

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