Will new regulations end the OSA, or just turn it into a sewing circle?

[Coded-Dude]

How this all got started...

http://thefederalist.com/2015/06/10...-against-group-that-sued-the-govt-last-month/

Transmitted via Tactical Telecommunications Device.

 

[MadDogs]

Some cows are sacred, particularly The State's cows...

Some cows are created more equal than other cows.

 

[MadDogs]

I would hope that something this inane does not go through. But … If it does, we might want to develop “gun speak” or code. For instance, since "porn" is considered OK and free speech on the internet but firearms are not …

Magazine = Butt load

Bullets = Liberals

Rifle = Schlong

Pistol = Pecker

Double tap = Money shot

Gun range = Movie set

Head shot = Nancy Pelosi’s tits

Examples:

I saw a guy run a butt load of liberals out of his schlong today.

He used his pecker for some money shots that were right on Nancy Pelosi’s tits today at the movie set.

 

[OKCHunter]

...He used his pecker for some money shots that were right on Nancy Pelosi’s tits today at the movie set.

Where is the like button - I like both the literal and coded message.

 

[Coded-Dude]

EDIT wrong tab..lol

 

[TedKennedy]

I would hope that something this inane does not go through. But … If it does, we might want to develop “gun speak” or code. For instance, since "porn" is considered OK and free speech on the internet but firearms are not …

Magazine = Butt load

Bullets = Liberals

Rifle = Schlong

Pistol = Pecker

Double tap = Money shot

Gun range = Movie set

Head shot = Nancy Pelosi’s tits

Examples:

I saw a guy run a butt load of liberals out of his schlong today.

He used his pecker for some money shots that were right on Nancy Pelosi’s tits today at the movie set.

Goot one!

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

How about "Debbie Does Dallas" for a shooting match ...

Woody

 

[MadDogs]

How about "Debbie Does Dallas" for a shooting match ...

Woody

Good one Woody!

Example: Debbie Does Dallas had a lot of old school and classic peckers out. Pretty heavy on the money shots.

If the government is going to cut off gun blogs, we will need to add more … (and feel free to change any or all)

Gun vise = Butt cheeks
Gunsmithing = Hand job
Failure to feed = Erectile dysfunction
Face to face sell = Oral favors
Shotgun = Huge load
3-Gun Match = Orgy

Examples:
I needed a hand job with my schlong in those butt cheeks.
With erectile dysfunction, you need to rack, tap and tug or pull a bit to help your pecker.
Solid oral favors from _____ today at the McDonalds off the turnpike .
Finally shot my huge load at an orgy today.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

Here's a couple more:

"Shall not be infringed" = "Shall not be penetrated"

"New In The Box" = "Virgin"

Woody

 

[RugersGR8]

http://patriotpost.us/articles/35738
Muzzling Both Guns and Speech
Jun. 11, 2015
By Allyne Caan

..."Indeed, as National Review’s Charles C. W. Cooke notes, “It is difficult to imagine how any firearms website would be able to survive the regulators' caprice.” And while it’s possible such an outcome was not the administration’s intent, it’s also possible it was."...