Yo momma jokes.

[BillM]

Yo momma so fat her left & right pants pockets are in different time zones.

YO mama so fat her left and right pockets are on different continents!

 

[Snattlerake]

Yo mamma so fat the fire department be following her puttin out fires she started while she walkin and rubbing her thighs together.

 

[Snattlerake]

@Snattlerake i have to thank you for starting this. Many fond memories of my childhood, yo mama jokes are to this day some of my favorite.

This thread has been one I have, and will continue to enjoy.

Unlike your mama.

I sure hopes you like dead mammas cuz that's what my mamma is, DEAD!

 

[Snattlerake]

Yo mamma so dumb she fought for the Miss IDaHo sash in the Miss Ebonics Contest.

 

[Biggsly]

Roses are red
When they die, they turn black
Why is yo mama’s front
As flat as her back

 

[elwoodtrix]

 

[Snattlerake]

1. Yo mama so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[SoonerP226]

Yo mama so ugly the whole world faked a pandemic to make her wear a mask.

Yo mama so fat when she wore a white shirt to a Weight Watchers meeting they showed movies on her.

 

[xseler]

 

[Snattlerake]

Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.