Yo momma jokes.

[HoLeChit]

Yo mama so nasty she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet and had to buy a new toilet.

 

[HoLeChit]

Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played with the kids across the street.

 

[HoLeChit]

@Snattlerake i have to thank you for starting this. Many fond memories of my childhood, yo mama jokes are to this day some of my favorite.

This thread has been one I have, and will continue to enjoy.

Unlike your mama.

 

[Hirschkopf]

Yo mamma's so fat, her azz is the size of all outdoors!

Yo mamma disproves evolution!

Yo mamma is a Buffarillo; too big to be a buffalo and too ugly to be a gorilla!

 

[Snattlerake]

Yo momma so poor, I seen her kickin a can down the street when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Movin.".

 

[RickN]

Yo mamma so fat, at Christmas time Macy's keeps trying to tie ropes to her and her her to float in the air.

 

[Snattlerake]

Yo momma so fat even her car has stretch marks

 

[GeneW]

Yo Momma so fat her blood type is gravy.

Yo Momma so fat when she has to haul ass it takes her 2 trips.

 

[turkeyrun]

Yo momma so cheap she is WIC approved.

Yo momma so fat she used her belly button as birth control. She so dumb she believed yo daddy did. When Dr told her she was pregnant, she looked around the cabbage patch for 9 months.

 

[Snattlerake]

Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV, I missed three TV shows.